God Damned Fundies!
|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /028
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:06:48
EID:76d3 207110c0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681754f
PID: FM 2.02
"Omnipresence precludes any "separation from the body of Christ". One
cannot escape omnipresence. Therefor, your god would also have to exist
within Satan." - SA
"My clue, is Christ is coming, soon. Where are you going to be, when he
comes to take the believers, in Heaven or hell." - Marguerite Kendall
"If I was a satanist, humanist, or an atheist, it would be no problem.
But because I stand for Christ, I get jumped on, name called, etc. There
have been posts, on satanism, and humanism. But nothing happens, to the
person who posts those messages. That person gets praise heaped upon
him. But when I posted something on christianisty, adverse reaction
happen." - MK
"Perhaps you would send some [newspaper articles] my way...yeah...I know
it's like the rest of your life...one big circus of lies." - Ron
Stringfellow
"One thing at a time. Answer the question, godling." - RS
"Peter, I know what pi r2 is and have since the beginning. . . and I am
sure that god took that into account." - RS
"Faith in yourself will not help when the problem is beyond your
control." - Steve Bedard
"This ain't the harmony echo, dipshit." - Robert Curry
"If the theists all shut up, the gods would be speechless." - RC
"Funny how the gods tend to share the Political views of those who speak
for them." - RC
"Creation 'Science' is to science what Rap 'Music' is to music: a lot of
noise and utterly incoherent." - David Rice
"It is like arguing with a lump of shit. The longer one argues with
shit, the sillier one appears, and the shit ain't listening." - DR
"In response to entreaties from around the world, the leadership of Iran
has announced that it will deal with Salman Rushdie in a more Christian
fashion. But they have to find a place for the stake where it won't set
an oil well on fire." - DR (It's a JOKE, bozo)
"Any god who was elected a god by majority vote, like Jesus, must have a
severe identity crisis." - DR
"Speed kills. Wrapping your automobile around a concrete bridge pylon
probably voids the warrantee." - DR
"I think Ms. [Linda "UN at Waco"] Thompson has some valid points.
Honestly." - DR
"You're one complete pile of shit, and a bigoted one, too. Even your god
damnable bible says "created man in his own image". And you have the
audacity to say that an innocent child does not have the right to be
saved by your god damned god?" - Dan Ceppa
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /029
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:06:49
EID:b612 207110c0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817550
PID: FM 2.02
"Your English teachers only use a 23-letter alphabet? I've heard of
cutbacks in education, but that's rediculous!" - DC
"I predict that you will take a breath of fresh air and actually take
another. Hey!!! Why the fuck are you turning blue on me???? Well, one
less fundy to woryy about......" - DC
"Mankind didn't progress as far as it has by saying, "God said that men
can't fly" but by breaking those laws and flying. What is going on
around us now is an attempt to do just the same thing that the Romans
used xianity for: To keep people ignorant, ignorant as to who they
really are and are far they can go." - DC
"You're incapable of any rational response, so why start now?" - DC
"Please don't apologize. It makes me want to taunt you a second time."
-
Shelby Sherman
"We treat fundies and apologists with appropriat counseling in this forum
- Up the side of the head with the lug wrench of truth." - SS
"By-the-way, Mary is still a slut and your precious Jesus is long dead
and rotted in the grave. I've profaned your Savior, now what do you
intend to do about it?" - SS
"Damn, I asked for evidence and all I got was this lousy Josh McDowell
T-shirt." - SS
"Tell me, why does God need to prove himself? He is based on belief.
You are to believe, not to question! God performs miracles every day."
-
Steve Lew
"Let's face it, matters of spirituality have to do with the spirit, not
the intellect." - Carl Schulz
"This echo is abomination. This echo is also filled with those who will
one day bend their knee to Jesus Christ and call him Lord, whether they
like it or not! And to think how much fun I'm gonna have fun watching
you say it." - Martin Riley
"The fact that a Jewish hasid lived in the 1st century CE in the country
of either Galilee or Judaea, was very charismatic, a little brilliant
and a little looney is not in question." - Simon Ewins
"If God is "infinite and eternal and the Creator of all" then God must be
the creator of evil. Since God created evil, the concept of evil must
have, at least, passed through his mind and, further, since "whatever is
good is good because it is consistent with his mind" the reverse must
also be true. That is, "whatever is evil is evil because it is consistent
with his mind". This makes God directly responsible for all of the evil
that exists since it was "created from his mind". This requires that evil
itself must be "consistent with his mind". So, is the mind of god
predominantly good or evil? The amount of evil in the world (according to
Christian theology) far outweighs the amount of good. This would indicate
that God created more evil than he did good. This would indicate that the
"mind" of God is predominantly evil. Why would one wish to worship a God
who's "mind" is mostly evil? More interesting, however, is your
anthropomorphizing of god. You assign God a "mind". How do you know that
God has a "mind"?" - SE
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02A
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:07:50
EID:9412 207110e0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817551
PID: FM 2.02
"Is this the depth of your naivete, or do we have more to look forward
to?" - SE
"Jesus made claims that have been proven to be wrong... Mark 9:1,
Matthew 16:28, Matthew 23:36, Luke 9:27, Matthew 24:21- 34, Matthew
10:23... all claiming foreknowledge of his return, all wrong. Gee,
maybe he's dead." - SE
"Lies are hard to keep straight in an era without sophisticated
communications, it would seem." - SE
"Are you looking to win the award for most stupid question? Setting
aside for a moment that rocks are hard what would be the result of one
dropping on your head? You can't 'set aside' an essential element of
_anything_ and expect to find an answer that bears any relationship to
reality." - SE
"To accept as truth what the gospels (which were written after Paul's
letters and were designed to support his ideas) say about Jesus, is to
accept as truth what Goebbels says about Hitler. To accept as truth what
Paul says about himself as supported by what the author of Acts says
about Paul, is to accept what Hitler says about himself as supported by
what Goebbels says about Hitler as truth." - SE
"Christianity has nothing to be proud of. Any good that it may have done
has been completely offset by the perpetuation of racial and religious
hatred that it has fostered and encouraged." - SE
"Paul only quotes Jesus twice. Why would that be if he is basing his
entire theology on the life and work and resurrection of Jesus?" - SE
"God told me the Book of Mormon was true." - Conrad Knudson
"Needless to say, the LDC's birth-rates are just rediculous... I'm for
compulsary sterilization, muh-self." - Jeff Freeman
"I missed being god by one vote!" - Odin
"Ciya is a blasphemous tool of your cunning." - Jesse Jones
"What you call a refusal to answer was a refusal to respond" - JJ
"When we believe that our individual will is the superior force in the
cosmos we deny the harmony which creation itself seeks. Jesus's struggle
in Gesthemane shows us that there is a will to be served beyond our own
self-interests. . ." - JJ
"BUT... if I told you that 1+1=1, as idiotic as it seems, until I am
proven wrong, I am right." - Zach Webb
"My my, I have the false Christian scum (and their infidel, reprobate
brethren), the Sodomites and the general filth of FidoNet all ganging up
on me." - Steve Winter
"Aids cures queers." - SW
"I wish I was their to light the ovens." - William Stone
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02B
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:07:51
EID:9552 207110e0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817552
PID: FM 2.02
"Do you imagine that sexuality began with mammals? Cockroaches are male
and female, as you would notice if you paid any attention to your
congregation." - Don Martin
"Sorry to leave you out, but I do not number asshole dipshits among my
friends. Now, since you have made this assertion about this particular
loon, please be so good as to show that his handle is indeed a "warrior
name", that it was given to this jerk by somebody else, and the ways in
which we may be sure that he did not apply the name to himself, as part
of
his masturbatory fantasies. I shall probably live; whether shall I learn
anything from your idiot speculations about third parties remains
dependent upon your ability to provide some evidence for your assertion."
- DM
"I have here a promissory note signed by you pledging to pay me $493,278
by November 30, 1995, or to incur further indebtedness to me at the rate
of 10%, compounded daily and payable upon demand. And here it is,
December 9, and I haven't seen a farthing.
Prove to me that this promissory note does not exist or pay me my money
by
certified check. Now.
Either that, or learn about the fallacy of shifting the burden of proof.
[...]
Actually, I would rather prefer that you learned nothing about the fallacy
(and my confidence is buoyed considerably by your repeated demonstrations
that you take a back seat to no one in the matter of learning nothing) and
just sent me the money." - DM
"You know, I work very hard at my insults, striving for the greatest
amount of put-down in the fewest words, hopefully with some memorable
imagery. One of my favorites, for instance, was to a fundy picketing a
film: "When I want something like your opinion, I'll give my dog an
enema." It is succinct, I think, and properly disgusting, while presenting
a process that ends in the satirist's all-time favorite material, shit."
- DM
"Have you any notion how very boring your constant mantra of "C.S. Lewis,
Charles Williams, Dorothy Sayers, J.R.R. Tolkien, G.K. Chesterton" gets
to be after a while? Nobody denies that there have been and continue to
be brilliant people who believe in religions. Their impact, however, on
our daily lives is a great deal less than the folks with 12-guage
shotguns who may appear at any moment to "justly punish" a baby killer
(and anyone standing in the vicinity) for Christ, the Jim Bakkers who
suck the money from the poor, the Pat Robertsons who seek to change the
laws and other believing riff-raff who otherwise share precious little
with the likes of C.S. Lewis, Charles Williams, Dorothy Sayers, J.R.R.
Tolkien, G.K. Chesterton, et al." - DM
"And they're the ones who keep saying to us "why are you so ANGRY?" At
least I am not so angry that I have to deny rights to other people out of
hand." - DM
"Fundies can only be secure in their faith when everybody agrees with
their idiotic notions; therefore they feel impelled to convert whom they
can and shoot the rest in the back." - DM
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02C
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:08:52
EID:5593 20711100
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817553
PID: FM 2.02
"It isn't all that bad: they are only required to love their neighbor "as
themselves". Given the degree of self-loathing we see demonstrated by
christians around here (if it were not for the existence of god, I would
be committing murder, arson and rape on a daily basis), they probably
already love their neighbors as they do themselves without working up a
sweat. That love, however, may leave something to be desired." - DM
"Who ignores the likes of Paul Hill, a committed Christian "trying to
make a difference"? Who ignores the various "Family" groups in Colorado
and Oregon, busy trying to drum homosexuals out of the human race? They
are certainly "trying to make a difference."Who ignores the Christians in
Kentucky who check `naughty' books out of the library and do not return
them? Who can deny that they are "trying to make a difference." Who
ignores the friendly folks in Virginia, overwhelmingly Christians, who
seek to place an admitted felon and perjurer, Oliver North, in the U.S.
Senate where he can work his magic on all of us? Are they not "trying to
make a difference." Who ignores the "stealth" candidates in California,
who work at getting elected to school boards by concealing their
Christian agenda by evasion, silence or outright lying, so that they can
impose that agenda on the young from a position of power. They, too, are
"trying to make a difference." I only wish we COULD ignore the Christians
"trying to make a difference," but we dare not turn our backs on the vile
bastards." - DM
"Maggie's echo bombs of religious tracts probably violates the copyright
of some fundy without giving such credit, but piss on him--it's only a
fundy, after all." - DM
"It has long been my impression that most of you buzzards would not
bother to be christians if you did not suppose that heaven was composed
of bleacher seats facing hell." - DM
"But in India, something else is going on. Females are not valued. Only
males are. Wanna bet that when those boys end up competing for the only
unmarried girl in town that HER value won't soar? And theirs, at least
so far as the gene pool is concerned, will drop. Such gender-specific
abortion is an excellent way to reduce the overall population, but it
doesn't really begin to operate until the next generation." - DM
"I do not expect, of course, that my ridicule will make fundies
think--they appear to be pretty well proof against that horror--but it
may have that effect on the real audience around here, the silent lurkers
who have not yet given their minds over to the Swaggarts, Robertsons and
Falwells." - DM
"Certainly, and than am I: however, he specified "fundemental Christian",
which DOES rather drain the pool of available intellect." -DM
"Well for all of you who criticize Mr. Robertson, I can say this. Judge
yourself before judging others. You might make fun of us fundies now,
but we are mobilizing spiritually, politically, and to what worries you
the most financially. We Christians are sick and tired of being accused
of wrongdoing and ridiculed. Lets face it, there are more of us than
you. And we intend to take back the Government that Christians founded.
And cut off your grants that supply some of you with the money to wage
war on us. Organizations like the Christian Coalition scare you and
thats good cause We are going to put you and the evolutionist garbage
you try to push on us on the run." - Joe Savelli [And you didn't believe
him -CH]
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02D
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:08:53
EID:97d2 20711100
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817554
PID: FM 2.02
"Okay. I'll retract the story about the man who was arrested for praying
in the Florida restaurant. But only because you and others are hung up
on it. This should clear the way for what I really want to prove. That
is the Historicity of Jesus. So, Robert, you have my retraction for what
it's worth. (Not that it's a lie.)" - JS
"Oh well with homosexuals pounding on church doors and screaming to the
occupants "we want your children, we want your children". It just proves
my point that homosexuality is evil. Not to mention that it spreads
disease...." - JS
"Christian Coalitions membership in 1992 300,000. In 1993 900,000 and
still growing. We are going to invade all political and educational
institutions, take them back from the liberal/socialist invaders." -JS
"Libralism and humanism IS evil. Both are destined to fail" -JS
"I see now why Jesus said the Jews' father is the devil. Beware! The
Jew is the antichrist." - Keith Baxter / Larry Rollins / Gerald Norris /
Jack Roberts / Frank Waring
"If 'Jesus' does come to Earth- is it the first coming (as per Jewish
tradition), second (Xian), or third (Mormon)? I wonder- and I hope he
lands feet first on ALL televangelists. (Preying on fear sickens me!!!)"
- Rachael Roth
"Take that piece of paranoid drivel and, print it out, soak it in
gasoline, then shove it up your ass and light it. Have a nice day,
motherfucker." - C. J. Henshaw
"What you call senseless blathering is actually a very fun past time for
those of us who like shoving lit fireworks up fundies' assholes." -
Coridon Henshaw
"Matt, do you suppose incest is why we have fundamentalists?" - Liz
Saunders
"We already have the necessary proof - the Scriptures. God has already
told us what happened. Why do we need further proof?" - Derek Williams
"What scares the shit out of me is that here in southern Tennessee (and
probably many other areas) the psychological clinics are LINKING
religious beliefs and psychological well-being. That's kind of like
giving someone AIDS to cure sexual dysfunction." - Tim Bennett
"EH> [...] Btw, change your initials. they make you look canadian." -
Martin Goldberg
"Texas is much better than the State of the Perpetually Dead Elvis.
Jesus, the smell is atrocious. Did something die up there?" - MG
"The Theory of Gravity does not address these either. Am I to believe
that my computer will soon head for the ceiling?" - MG
"i read this. It is full of nice stories, emotional bullshit, and a host
of other devices that might fool a very stupid person. It is not,
however, evidence." - MG
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02E
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:09:54
EID:5713 20711120
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817555
PID: FM 2.02
"See you in Hell.... (I won't be there, but I'll be able to see YOU
there.)" - Doug Brewer
"Welfare is cancelled, all women come home (except single women who
obviously must support themselves somehow.) What happens? 1) A
tremendous amount of tax money is freed up. 2) Men fill the now vacant
positions, thus reducing or possibly eliminating unemployment. 3)
Children have one parent home all the time; thus they are raised by their
parents instead of daycare. I think the advantages of this are obvious.
In contrast, look at what we have instead...." - DB
"You do not understand the essence of Satan, or of Satanism. You do not
have to worship Satan to be a Satanist. Satanists believe that everyone
is their own God. You need only worship yourself, and you are practicing
Satanism." -DB
"First of all, innocence is subjective. Who is truly innocent? Just a
question... Second, anyone who ever died at God's hand (in the Bible)
died for a reason. Third, Christians view death as a beginning, not an
end. So, to die (say in a city that was destroyed by God's judgement)
wouldn't pose that big a problem for me. There isn't that much worth
hanging around here for, anyway." -DB
"Modern technology is merely evidence that h. sapiens sapiens is not all
irrevocably stupid and that progress is made in spite of our most earnest
efforts to forestall it at times." - Preston Simpson
"Perhaps if you actually bothered to read literature rather than burn it,
you would have seen them." - PS
"I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior." - PS
"Go try Stevie Winter's Wholly Bible echo. I'm sure you'd get a kick out
of it." - PS
"Christian [Miller], you are the LAST person who needs to be giving me
advice on how I should go about living with myself. You are a disgrace
to
your god, your religion, your species, your family, and yourself. I find
you to be a repugnant and worthless human being--and I write all of this
with not a single trace of anger." - PS
"So, you dislike anyone with differing political beliefs? Not surprising;
you did admit that you were conservative, after all." - PS
"Dear God: you're making a horrible mess of things. Please abdicate and
allow the election of a worthy successor." - PS
"There's no convincing a mind that is not only closed but has been
bricked over and had steel plate welded in place over it." - PS
"Your god seems to fear questioning, and the authority figures in your
religion discourage questioning far more than they encourage it. Such is
a definite sign of an oppressive and dangerous organization." - PS
"If you take two lions and two sheep aboard the ark, it's a cinch bet
that the lions will probably eat the sheep or some other herbivore upon
release." - PS
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /02F
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:09:55
EID:5653 20711120
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817556
PID: FM 2.02
"You've basically said to the world "I don't understand why some things
happen, so God must have done it!" That's silly. If you don't know why
something happened, try to find out. If you can't, leave it at that and
go on with your life." -PS
"I think you're full of shit. I wasn't in it for gain. I was in it
because I believed. I was in it because I had faith. And when my faith
was shaken to its foundation, nobody came to help, nobody answered my
prayers, nothing. Your God, if he exists, is the most callous deity to
ever be worshipped, bar none. And his followers exemplify this
beautifully." - PS
"We've explained it to you at least three times, in clear English. You
claimed a degree in English; I suggest that you return to the institution
that granted it and demand a refund, because it's for damned sure that
you didn't learn anything there." - PS
"How about people who just don't care? Bipolar thinking is ridiculous
when applied in this fashion to humanity, since life is not always a
clear-cut case of "us" against "them." Such thinking breeds paranoia,
distrust, animosity, and all sorts of unharmonious things. What would
your god think of that?" - PS
"`In God we trust' - David Koresh" - Sunjester
[OBSOLETE]
"Put THAT in your Bible and smoke it." - Stephen Green
"I find it strangely pleasing to know my thoughts and actions cause you
so much grief." - SG
"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest." -
Jimmy Swaggart
"Describe, if you will, what kind of phony God you would come up with if
you were to create a phony God and start your own religion. Ask yourself
what kind of traits you'd *have* to give it. Visible or invisible? etc.
Then, compare the result to the popular Christian God." - Mike Prather
"The problem is that some folks are so open minded that their brains fall
out. Then some really bizaare ideas get stuffed into the opening, at
which time they slam and bolt the barn door after the horse has run off,
and never let anything else in or out. Then they come to Holysmoke and
start posting stuff about universal minds thinking with pilot waves and
dead presidents rising and orgasmic saviors and denying sunlight and
quoting winos like Hoyle and Schroeder." - "Hector Plasmic"
"He just reinterprets whatever's at hand to fit what he wants it to say,
carefully discarding any bits that get in the way as "parables" and then
reinterpreting them, too. Finally, ignore any more logical explanations
and conflicting facts, and -- voila -- instant fundy, just add flood
water and bake in hell to taste." - HP
"It's laughable, really. The fundies claim "gods exist!" When you ask
them if they have any evidence that gods exist, they eventually get
around to saying "no, but you can _sense_ that gods exist." When you ask
them for evidence for that statement, you usually get "I just know it."
And when you ask them how it is they "just know" you usually get "you can
_sense_ that gods exist."" - HP
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /030
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:10:56
EID:20d3 20711140
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817557
PID: FM 2.02
"I'm sorry, Mikey, did you run across some evidence that xtianity is
true? Would you mind sharing it with us? Or are you just full of shit
as usual?" - HP
"Time: Here and now. Surviving members of David Koresh's Branch
Davidians report seeing David the Koresh, Lamb of God, alive and
preaching. They're widely regarded as nuts. The Enquirer and similar
yellow tabloids pick up the tale and begin printing stories about people
seeing the Koresh hither and yon performing miracles. The stories are
widely regarded as garbage -- except for a few ignorant souls who also
believe Elvis and JFK are still running around. A few years pass, the
stories of Koresh sightings still crop up from time to time. Henry
Kissinger has died, and John Prewett committed suicide rather than admit
he was a false prophet. The Branch Davidians stick to their story,
saying that the Koresh has ascended to heaven to be with God. They pick
up followers. The church grows slowly but steadily. People still think
they're nuts, but a few eyebrows are being raised. The fundamentalist
xtian televangelists begin screaming about false prophets and followers
of the devil when they mention the Koreshians. A few more years pass.
Most of the Branch Davidians have died of old age. Their followers,
still growing, set down the tales they've been told about the Koresh's
sacrificial death to atone for the sins of mankind and subsequent
resurrection and ascension to heaven and begin calling themselves
Koreshians. A prominent televangelist who'd been preaching against the
Koreshians is in an automobile accident; when he recovers, he claims to
have seen the Koresh and been converted (saved). He tours the country
preaching at Koreshian churches, howls his message over the airwaves.
Membership in the Church of Koresh jumps sharply as many people leave the
fundamentalist churches to become Koreshians. A few more years pass.
The televangelist, now an old man, is assassinated. Membership again
jumps sharply, spurred by his martyrdom. The stories set down years
before are assembled and appended to the King James bible (oddly, written
using "thee" and "thou"s). The stories contain contradictions and
obvious fallacies, but they're accepted as dogma by the Koreshians, who
interpret over them and/or call them "proof of the truth of the
writings." Approximately two thousand years pass -- it's 1995 AK (After
Koresh). The Koreshian religion is held, at least superficially, by
1/3rd of the world's 10 billion population (there'd be a lot more people,
but the Koreshians exterminated a lot of heretics and unbelievers over a
thousand years before during the Second Dark Age). Mikey Hardy's
descendant says, in a room full of atheists, "And we have evidence that
David Koresh rose from the dead." Most everyone present considers him a
nut, and farts in his general direction. Mikey's descendant screams 'IS
NOT!'" - HP
"Moreover, according to the fundies here, we're guilty until "saved." So,
to extend Kenny's "breaking the law" analogy, it'd need to be a law
against breathing, or some other activity that humans can't help doing.
In fact, I offer this analogy which seems much to the point: A king
declared that anyone breathing air not bought from the king's air
bottling plant would be thrown into the dungeon and tortured forever.
The king offered simple terms -- all you had to do to pay for your
bottles of air was fall to your knees, grovel a bit, and thank the king
for giving you air (the king had previously allowed the president of the
air bottling plant to rape and kill his daughter the princess to pay the
price for everyone's air, but actually she wore a full-body condom and
faked her death so she suffered very little if at all). Now, an atheist
might say that the king was full of shit and was damning his people by
the thousands for no reason at all, but a theist might say that the
people were damning themselves by refusing to partake in the king's
almost-freely-given gift of a bottle of air." - HP
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /031
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:10:57
EID:e012 20711140
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817558
PID: FM 2.02
"We don't hate you, little fundy. We feel sorry for you." -HP
"Occam's Razor cut your foot off again." -HP
"Now go shoot yourself. For Christ or not, it doesn't matter. Don't
forget to repent first." -HP
"What an assinine, baseless assertion. Just because Mikey has no
evidence, you must be intentionally refusing to believe him." -HP
"Are you allergic to the truth or something, Mikey?" -HP
"Fundy motto: no sense makes sense." -HP
"Yep. I agree. All bibles should be put under rocks. Big rocks. In
the ocean. On another planet." - Brian C. Kolacy
"Women do have a place in God's kingdom...BELOW that of men." - Jeff
Pruett
"Back to the talking snakes and Adam & Eve again, eh Jeff? The entire
story is pure mythology as you well know but won't admit. It has no more
validity than the myths about Zeus, Hercules or Mithras." - John
Musslewhite
"So why don't you guys kill yourselves and get the hell outta our hair?"
- David Worrell
"What is with the fundy fascination with that [Forest Gump] movie? Do
they identify with the main character?" - DW
"*Anybody* [Bosnian Serbs] that makes a habit of shelling civilian
population centers at random is *not* interested in peace. The only way
to make them stop is to wipe them from the face of the Earth." - DW
"At the very least, we should sell (or "loan") the Bosnians
[Muslims/Croats] good counter-battery radar and some MLRSes. Everytime
the Serbs fired anything bigger than a rocket-launched grenade, their
position would be enveloped by thousands of bomblets. After a while,
they'd loose their fascination with artillery." - DW
"I'm beginning to think Mormon churches have brain vacuums install in the
pews. The congregation comes in, sits down, and tubes are inserted up
their asses. Any unnecessary brain matter is then sucked out while they
listen rapturously to the sermon." - DW
"So you feel that it is our *duty* to bash gays in order to prevent
`experimentation'? You disgust me. Maybe we should beat the hell out of
Christians in order to prevent people from experimenting with
Christianity?" - DW
"I'm prejudiced against bigots, fascists, tyrants, and idiots. It just
so happens that many Christians fall into one or more of these
categories." - DW
"I am all too willing to believe that you're just as stupid as you come
across on this echo." - DW
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /032
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:11:58
EID:e152 20711160
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817559
PID: FM 2.02
"Do you take groveling lessons or does it come naturally to you?" - DW
"Atheism is MORALLY BANKRUPT because, as Sartre and Nietzsche have
demonstrated, without God as the universal reference point to distinguish
good from evil, there are no moral absolutes. Man becomes the measure of
all things, including his own ethics and morality." - Roger Griffith
"I agree with you there legislating faith is like trying to legislate
agains racism it sounds nice but it just don't work..." - Robert Rice
"God is Powerful...NO other so-called "GOD" could stand one chance
against My Powerful God....Bite me All you LOw-Life Non-Christians!!" -
Jason Bridges
"What I'm doing is typing truth. It is simple to ridicule and ask for
evidence of something someone does not believe, I could take the same
tact. You cannot prove any theory, that's why they are known as
theories. What you offer is not debate. Look the word up in the
dictionary. I am here to say JESUS SAVES." - David Lewellyn
"I do not hate anyone. I recognize homosexuality for what it is. It is
an illness and depravity. At one time this was recognized as truth but
as homosexuals were thrust into the public eye by the AIDS epidemic and
the popular figures who came out of the closet, and the liberal climate
created by the press, homosexuality was labeled an "alternative life
style". It is "popularly believed" that a flight attendant from Canada
introduced AIDS into the U.S. According to researchers he had sex with
several dozen men. Other cases of AIDS did not show up until later among
the non homosexual populace." -DL
"No gay person could ever reproduce unless he were straight in some way."
- Ralph "The sky is blue!" Jansen
"Why can evolution be FACT when there is absolutely NOTHING backing it
up? ... (Because this is science and in science there is no such thing as
a fact.)" - RJ
"If there is, then by definition evolution is most highly improbable
since the each species is *supposed* to die off after it evolves." -RJ
"As for 6000 years, there is quite a bit of evidence that supports that
idea. So, maybe he really isn't that stupid. Maybe he knows something
you don't." -RJ
"Some group has said that they actually discovered the ark, and that NASA
has gotten behind them on this 100%... Don't you dare quote me on
that..." -RJ
"I made a report to the class on Creation Vs. Evolution . . . You know
who won . . . Creation . . . evlution is too complicated!!!" - Russ
Offord [elipses in original]
"The magnetic field. Solid hydrogen is a superconductor, and Earth's
magnetic field continues to wane -- back then it would have been many,
many times stronger. And so on." - Leon Brooks
"You have no sense of humor. Typical atheist faire. Learn to live with it
(your dark dismal world, that is, humorless, Godless, hellbound schnook)"
- John Prewett
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /033
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:11:59
EID:2193 20711160
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755a
PID: FM 2.02
"May Jesus continue to let you live. Long enough to get your head out of
your ass." -JP
"This echo is going to be used to greatly spread faith in Christ. There
are going to be some fanatic HolySmoke anti-Christers that are going to
be transformed into rabid Christers. - JP
"I predict / prophecy in Jesus name that: John F. Kennedy will publicly
reappear, amaze the world, take world power, and is in fact the "beast"
of the Revelation." - JP
"Some HolySmokers are putting God on trial. Therefore God exist." - JP
"`god' _does_ exist. Because the rules of physics always stay the same."
- Matt Unterberg
"I'm easily amused, just give me a gun and a field full of
fundamentalists" - Unknown
"(sorry about that - this is my blatant attempt to get a quote in the
HOLYSMOKE.FAQ) " - Mike Perry
"Actually, it is, Kelsey. Theistic evolution is not the same as
atheistic-materialistic evolution. Yet, for some reason, you choose to
use theistic evolution as a rebuttal to my statement that "natural
atheistic-materialistic macro-evolution is dependant on life starting via
a naturalistic-atheistic-materialistic mechanism for biochemical
evolution." I'll explain the difference to you. Atheistic-materialistic
evolution is characterized by the belief that there is no Creator G-d,
that all that we observe in the universe is the result of the laws of
nature acting on matter and energy, plus random and/or chance encounters
of matter/energy, over a period of approximately 11-14 Billion years. In
order for Atheistic-materialistic evolution to be true, each stage of the
evolution of the universe (From the origin of the Big Bang, to the origin
of particles, to the origin of stars and planets, to the origin of life
from non-life, to the origin of the species) must have developed via the
laws of nature acting on matter and energy, plus opportune random
encounters of matter/energy, over a period of approximately 11-14 Billion
years. If any any one of these stages we can demonstrate that just one of
these steps could not have occurred in this manner, then we have
disproved Atheistic-materialistic evolution. The Atheist world view falls
apart." - Arthur Biele
"Well, I'm 23, though I've had people mistake me for 30. It's my aura of
wisdom and maturity, not my receding hairline. Really it is." - Aaron
Boyden
"No. However, there is life before death. It probably deserves more of
your attention than you've been giving it." -AB
"And you say I'm in a "death cult"?? "Mass starvation"?? Point "*.666"?
You can't use "666", your an atheist, you don't believe in those things,
remember?? Remember, the Bible isn't true, therefore the Anti-christ and
his number 666 is a myth and doesn't exist? For someone who doesn't
believe the Bible, you sure model yourself and your symbols after what's
in it, even if it's the "bad guys". Of course the "bad guys" don't exist
if the Bible isn't true." - Phillip Windell
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /034
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:12:00
EID:e3d2 20711180
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755b
PID: FM 2.02
"You see, without God, a person can become good, or noteworthy, or
famous, or do good things such as heal the sick, teach the ignorant,
protect the young, and all for the simplest reasons or no reason at all
other than the personal happiness derived from such actions. However, if
there _is_ a God, then there is no reason to become a doctor, as God
either wants that person sick or God would cure him. There is no reason
to teach the ignorant, as with a snap of the fingers, God could impart
any degree of knowledge or wisdom to that person and since that hasn't
happened, God must want that person ignorant. If God does exist, there
is absolutely no reason whatsoever to do anything for anyone. Anything
you could do to help someone is meaningless as God could help them so
much better if He wanted them to be helped. Anything you could do to
better yourself becomes pointless as God could have done it for you if He
wanted you to be a better person. Indeed, if God did exist, one could
only do one of two things: either totally ignore God and any of His
actions, or become a totally mindless slave to God's word. Either way,
the result is the same: complete meaninglessness to anything and
everything one does." - Kelsey Bjarnason
"Show me exactly which Israelis were brought to Israel by God, as opposed
to the local airlines. Next." - KB
"You seem to be very hot on what the Bible says; I find it hard to
believe that anyone who cannot write a simple sentence correctly is
actually capable of ascertaining the deeper meanings of anything more
complex than a matchbook cover." - KB
"One might look at how the Christians fare in here. Do you have any idea
how often we have one come in and the first thing they do is start
whining about the language in here? How would you like it if someone
went to your house and told you how to speak there? Of course, the next
step for the average Christian here is to start posting all the "great
truths" which "prove God"; again, without having bothered to read enough
mail to realize that _every_ argument they propose has been done to death
already. No, they insist upon believing that in all of human history,
they and they alone have the final proof of God. As often as not, the
next stage is when they start defining terms to suit themseleves.
"Atheism" means "anti-God". "Evolution" involves the Big Bang. And of
course, they almost invariably end up resorting to such silliness as
telling us that we "hate God" because we fear "it might be true" or that
"deep in our hearts we know God is real". The point here is this: the
Christians are treated with the respect they earn. For most, this means
treating them like a spoiled and slightly retarded six-year-old. For the
odd few, it means calm and rational discussion. It is _entirely_ up to
the Christian how he is treated in HolySmoke." - KB
"You go out of your way to insist that atheism is a religion, which can
be for no purpose but to inflict your personal mindset on those who are
not so afflicted." - KB
"If you believe it, you don't know it. If you know it, you don't need
to believe it. Since you obviously haven't a clue one way or the other,
why should anyone listen to what you say?" - KB
"As another opined, isn't it odd that miracles no longer happen now that
we have the technology to record them?" - KB
"Okay, fine. But how much of it is "God's truth", and how much is mere
fairy tale or absolute bulltwaddle? Was there really a global flood?
No? Then is the Bible is lying to us, or is God? Oh, there was a global
flood? Then the lack of supporting evidence means that God is lying to
us, by intentionally destroying or hiding that evidence, right? Hello?"
- KB
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /035
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:12:01
EID:2313 20711180
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755c
PID: FM 2.02
"They are Christians of Borg, they have been assimilated. They will
speak no opinions of their own, only those approved by the Christian Borg
Collective. To think for oneself is to risk eternal punishment." - Thomas
Mccullock
"No shit, Sherlock. But that isn't the case, and there are plenty (too
many) heterosexual breeders in this world that are keeping this planet
(over)populated. What does it matter if a small percentage of the world's
population isn't reproducing? Goat knows we don't need any more people
breeding like rabbits in this world..." - Drew Webber
"Remember the man arrested in the Florida restaurant? He was praying that
his noodles would stop multiplying, but a Satan-powered JFK flew out of
the stratosphere on a bear that couldn't catch fish and arrested him.
MISTER Kissinger stood on a milk crate of flaming foetuses and tried to
prove it with every opening bud, but the solid hydrogen mentioned in Luke
16:31 destroyed his hard disk fourteen days later and erased the Culinary
History of Aviation. He goes on trial December 1." - Jason Rosendale
"First off I am not religious, I am a Christian. Second I did not give up
on it, I refused to take part in a mock trail of God." - Kenneth Mcabee
"What your missing David, is the most bible believing Christains do not
question God. Why does he require blood for the forgiveness of sin? What
does it matter? It does, the bible says it, we believe it." - KM
"You still haven'g gotten have you? Someone who believes in the Bible
also believes that you do not need evidence, but rather faith." - KM
"First if the Christians were doing thier job right noone would die never
hearing the "Good News". If they did not hearing then by my bible I have
to say that they are condemned. And that we the Christians did not do as
we were commanded." - KM
"you a answer on your question simply due to the fact that I am not God,
and do not have the capability to punish my kids for eternity. I cannot
give you an answer, I do not know what I would do if I could punish them
for eternity." - KM
"Just because I am willing to debate Christianity does not mean that I am
here to learn any truth contrary to my beliefs." - KM
"Let me put it this way, even if I agreed with your statement that God is
an unrepentant barbarian, he is still God. I still have the choice to
make, either I believe in him and go to heaven, or I don't and go to
hell. With those two choice, I don't care if God is the most hateful
thing ever created, I still would not want to go to hell, and I would
still believe in him." - KM
"I will not play D&D anymore because of the dieties and demigods. I do
however keep the game around because from time to time I need information
out of them to prove a point. I will play doom and other games like that
because to me I'm just killing bytes on the computer, and that is really
not killing. Nor does it make me want to kill, I see it as it was made,
a
contest to be one or lost. Besides, what could be bad about blowing away
demons?" - KM
"God will be coming soon. He will tryumph over any gods that other people
have made. Like the god of money...etc. In the end you will be judged by
him. He will make you accountable for every thing you did." - Alex Sousa
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /036
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:13:02
EID:2253 207111a0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755d
PID: FM 2.02
"You can't blame them. They can't think. They are a result of a
mechanistic organization of matter. They don't have thoughts any more
than a computer has thoughts. Their "thoughts" are nothing but
mechanistic processes. Hmmm, they probably don't even have conciseness."
- Andrew Cummins, refering to non-Christians.
"Creationists do not deny any directly observed phenomena." - AC
"Hitler believed in big government. Hitler didn't believe that human
life had inherent value, thus he supported such things as abortion.
Considering many factors, Hitler seems a lot like a modern American
liberal." - AC
"Don't be a liberal dupe. Even most heterosexuals with AIDS 'earned'
it... but it's still is a fag disease." - AC[ellipse in original]
"Then maybe the poor should either avoid being poor or avoid behaving in
a way that makes them feel a need to avoid responsibility with something
they can't afford." - AC
"She prayed and asked (*demanded* - she's a tough lady) for the life of
this little one back. After 15 minutes or so a crowd was gathered (you
can picture it) and she saw some police out of the corner of her eye
starting to approach. But the people pressed around her so, that the
police couldn't get through. After a half hour or more of continuing to
pray the baby gave a sneeze and came back to life." - Peter Sawyer
"That's a lot better than denying the Truth just because you're afraid of
it. The more I read from you and the others like you in this echo, the
more I know my faith is true. Thanks." - Tony Grisier
"Didn't you know that *we* are Satan?" - Gord Magill
"I know this is only second hand, but our local TV news did a two or
three part series on parents killing their own children. The incident in
Union was not as isolated as we would like to think and it may be a good
working hypothosis. I don't remember the statistics that they gave, but
the point was that the rate has been on a marked increase, beginning in
the mid 70s. Guess when Roe v. Wade came down. The news didn't provide
the corellation, history did. Now, I realize that its easy to lie with
statistics. Even when you have a corellation, that doesn't prove a
hypthosis, it merely supports it. If I can find the numbers I'll post
them soy we don't have to go on just my remembrance of the local news."
-
David Hatfield
"I have never accepted the Ideal personally that gays have any rights and
i never will." - Don Ward
"What percenatge of Muslems worship Islam?" - DW
"Well the hemophiliacs, are mostly drug abusers who will sell their body
or blood for their addiction, or while hyped up they share needles to
get-off. What would you expect from a drug addict?" - DW
"Heres my judgment ,you are a desolate little old man who's afraid to
leave your little xt/pc. I get on this "echo" because of all the fools
on it, but you live on this "echo"." - DW
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /037
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:13:03
EID:e292 207111a0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755e
PID: FM 2.02
"I think your under a lot of "STRESS". Maybe you need an _assistant
moderator_, one that would make this _echo_ appeal to all types of
people. Therefore I'll make a "kind" gesture of you letting me run this
bias _echo_ for a month or so. So I can help you achieve a respectable
"echo", for the good of all." - DW
"Adults do not allow others to speak their own minds in any fashon they
want, Ive not seen that anywhere. Adults do let Children ( somewhat)
learn the language but it has appeared to me thru many of your post that
you do have a good sense of language so I can only presume that you are
very much an adult." - John Reynolds
"... "How talk you, yes. That, do we. Idiot, fucking, you are.": Yoda"
- Tagline
"Considering the Christian views on abortion and assisted suicide, my
guess is that once you accept this "gift" of eternal life, you can never
give it back. Seems like you might be making a mistake that could
literally haunt you forever by accepting Jesus Christ as your personal
lord and saviour, especially since Christians seem to think that just
anything that is fun to do is a sin." - "Captain Fuck"/Dan Baldwin/"Dr.
James Robertson"
"Why feel the need to declare yourself a Christian, or a Buddhist, or a
Pagan, Wiccan, Stargoatian, or what have you? What is wrong with just
being yourself? One thing I do not belive is that any cosmic deity is
going to send me to eternal suffering because I don't believe certain
things. I just can't imagine anything intelligent enough to create life,
if that is in fact the way it happened, having such primitive feelings
about it. Besides, suffering is a relative thing. Stick my hand in a fire
for one minute and I may scream in agony, but leave it in there for a
hundred years and see if I give a shit, never mind a million years or
infinity." -CF/DB/DJR
"`Aboard ship take thou the SEED of life' I am refering to the SEED of
all life of any species. Only one thing did NOAH need to take two of, on
the ARK, of EVERY living creature that walked upon the EARTH, and would
easily be able to do so with the technology of the -GODS-. Also buy
taking the SEED of life of every living creature he could get two of each
on that small ARK. The SEED of life being refered to is, GENES. The GENES
of a male and female of every creature would have accomplished the task
nicely, would it not? With this you no longer have an argument of not
enough room to house two of every creature, food to feed them for more
than 6 months, etc...." - Barry "Suspended Animation" Laminack
"He will not be there for you. If you have not accepted his lordship
over your life, then you are at war with him and he is at war with you.
That is not to say that he is not willing to forgive, but to stand in the
place of God's judgement is a fearful place to be. What is right and
wrong? Where does the idea come from? If you go by feelings, your
feelings change from day to day. Do your morals change from day to day?
Without God there is no right and wrong. There must be a reference point
outside of yourself upon which to base your value judgements. What is
your reference point? Without one you are incapable of determining for
yourself what is right and what is wrong." - Unknown fundi
Any evidence I have would be meaningless, because your point of view
would prevent the obvious conclusion. I cannot *prove* to you the
existence of God just as you cannot prove to me the non-existence of God.
God has proven himself to me through the power he has shown in changing
my life. Only the power of God can change a man's life and set him free
from the burden of sin. Not that any Christian will ever be sinless, but
the assurance of knowing the the penalty for your sin has been erased
changes your life completely. I cannot prove to you the existence of
God, but if you accept what he says about himself and about you in his
Word the Bible, then everything makes complete sense." - Timothy Hartley
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /038
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:13:04
EID:e6d2 207111a0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681755f
PID: FM 2.02
"A recent court case acquitted Donald Napora of endangering the lives of
the public by knowingly having unprotected anal intercourse (otherwise
known as sodomy), while knowing he was HIV positive. Sodomy, once a crime
against the state, is now not only tolerated and accepted, but actually
promoted in many of our public school sex education programs, in spite of
the fact that it is the leading cause of infection of the AIDS virus. For
a society that is as safety conscious as any in the world, this is a
gross contradiction. Does this bother you?" - Alan Kern
"Christians envying Pagans and wiccans? There's nothing to envy. Your god
was defeated by the blood of Jesus 2000 years ago, and he's only living
on borrowed time. You're following a loser, the biggest one in history of
the universe." - AK
"Science/archeology have often, and still do change their conclusions as
they continue to find new evidence." - AK
"Is AIDS a plague sent by God to judge homosexuals? "Likewise also the
men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one
another, men with men committing what is shameful, and recieving in
themselves the penalty of their error which was due"Rom.1:27 You don't
have to be a brain surgeon to figure these things out. Why is it only the
Christians who can discern the signs of the times? Because they have the
mind of Christ, and unbelievers have only their own." - AK-47
"And, BTW, if you'll read that bible you're always thumping, you'll find
that Jesus was a liberal. He hung around with poor people and social
outcasts, he helped the poor, he said that it's easier for a camel to go
through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven.
But then again, you have your head so far up your ass that you don't
notice these things." - Quentin Fai
"I detect the pot calling the fridge black. If there's anyone who's been
soundly disemboweled, it's you. You seem to be too stupid to notice,
though." - QF
"When Jesus comes again, and I believe it will be soon, there will be no
need for Democrats, Republicans or political representatives whatsoever.
Not only this, but the Constitution/Civil Rights Amendments and othersuch
will be out of place as well. For we who are his children will live
under the rule of a true Theocracy. We will be his people, and he will be
our God. And those who have chosen to reject God/Christ won't be around
anymore to pester those who ARE God's chosen people (and I do not speak
here of the Jewish nation)." - Tenna Draper
"Loose your fuckin' quote box or I'll rip yer head off with my
pitchfork." - Satan
"No one on this earth is starving to death EXCEPT by choice and
Lazyness." - Titus Ashbury
"Why does the earth always take 24 hours to get around the sun? Who
controls this?" - Gary Hull
"There is a Bibical principle that basically says that a Father who loves
his children will discipline that Child. I personally have not had to
spank my children very often. However this world if full of children and
now adults that have not been disciplined. We see the results, they do
not know how to live at peace with one another. They have no direction
and purpose in their lives... In short the lack of discipline is a root
problem many other social ills" - GH
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /039
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:14:05
EID:2613 207111c0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817560
PID: FM 2.02
"All are Slaves to God.. some know it, some dont." - Pratap Derrick
"...I do think that Christians are functionally illiterate or amoral.
Why? Because if you read your own damn holy book, and were a decent
person, you would reject it out of hand. Therefore, Christians (1) never
read the Bible, (2) can't understand what they read, or (3) are
indecent." - John McHenry
"The thoughtless are rarely wordless." - Tagline
Darwin of Borg: "Creationism is irrelevant. Evolution is inevitable.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." - honge@creighton.edu
"Yes, even babies are born with aids. The innocent suffer all over the
world along with the guilty. If you knew the Bible you would know why."
-
David Lewellyn
"You christians are without a doubt the stupidest and, more
importantly, the PETTYEST people on the face of the earth." - Unknown
(From Usenet)
"I have less tolerance for pagan women because they seem to particularly
lack respect for men and thereby depart from God even further than do
pagan men." - Jim Staal
"While the lazy and the slow (for the most part) seem comfortable with
literalism, the more intelligent theists are constantly performing mental
gymnastics to maintain credibility for their beloved myths. They've
formed an uneasy alliance between the space age and the stone age." - Rob
Burcham
"Do you now know why we don't eat pork. Its what distinguishes us from
people like you. The flesh contains microbes that invades your brain
cells and couses such twisting of the mind as one can see from the
language used above. This is how the mind reacts to such desieses. Some
people get infected and some don't. I think David Rice and Sean
McCullough are effected with the desiese too." - Shabeir Khan
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- paul@terrabit.mn.org
"now, I wash my hands of you since I have no further need nor desire to
read the lying babblings of a twisted little fuckhead." - Karl Schneider
"This seems to be a funny debate for a Religous Conference. Do y'all
need prayin' for? Perhaps you need a demon cast out? Hmm?" - Clayton
Davis
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03A
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:14:06
EID:0413 207111c0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817561
PID: FM 2.02
"Jesus was taken down from the cross and rose from the grave on the third
day. His Spirit entered earth on the day of Pentacost. That Spirit
lives in me. Jesus and I have the same identity, hence the name
CHRISTAIN. You may use whatever words you wish. Saying them detracts
not one whit from the truth. And whenever we say it about you,
namecalling is your response. I am what God says I am. Your believing
he exists does not bother me. But it gives you great grief. Your worst
fear is that my faith is in things that are the truth. Do not run from
Jesus. Run to Him. He is the one who cares. I could not care less
about you." - CD
"As for why you would fear homosexuals, here are some common reasons. 1.
One is afraid of the prospect of enduring a sexual overture of a nature
one finds repellent. 2. One is afraid that homosexuality is a plot to
destroy all decency and "family values". 3. One is afraid that ones
offspring might choose to go that way if given the option. 4. One is
afraid that oneself might choose to go that way if given the option. 5.
One is afraid that giant flaming meteors might descend on one's head
because of the behavior of one's neighbours. 6. One is afraid that
everyone might choose to abandon reproduction, leading to the extinction
of the human race. 7. One is afraid that people won't be willing choose
one's virgin daughters over oneself when they feel like gang-raping
somebody."- David Johnston
"Sudden prayers make God jump." - Ivan Schaffel's origin line
"For the last time: Omnipotence does not include the ability to do th[e]
logically impossible." - Michael Hardly
"I personally would prefer to see the human race go via nuclear war than
by the takeover of homosexuality... then I wouldn't have to be witness to
this erosion of our society that is now occuring." - George Pope
"Famous last words of Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up." - Erik Harris
"Skylab Died For Your Sins." - Paul Feonic
"If ONE; yes One of the Non-believers has the faith of a mustard seed.
He would wipe out their hunger!" - Jerry "cocksucker" Wilcox
"Pat Robertson is no more a profit than I am." - J"C"W
"So you are saying that EVERY human being that believes in the Bible are
not thinkers? I think not!" - J"C"W
"I tried thinking before, and I almost fell into the same mess YOU are
now in." - Joanna Amren
"Dinosaur bones, Noah's ark - it WAS found, and there is a big cover-up
concerning it... What other proof do you need?" - JA
"How about the masses killed by the godless following the logical
conclusions of atheism?" - Glen Davis
"Clearly, anything that "demonstrably disagrees with reality" cannot be
from God, and therefore should be discarded." - Rick Mcfarlane
"You're too stupid to be a creationist." - Dave Horn
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03B
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:15:07
EID:0553 207111e0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817562
PID: FM 2.02
"In Jesus Christ name I bind all evil sprits off of this echo NOW." -
Steve Wallis
"The stars are God's Angels," - SW
"In Christ's name I can drink any deadly thing and it wont hurt me(it's
about faith and trust)" - SW
"Oh you! You followers of sin! Satan has you all under his control and
the only salvation is through Jesus Christ! Do YOU want to burn and
suffer in hell? Do you want to be fried to a crisp for eternity?
Are you scared yet? Good, because THAT is what's going to happen to you
if you do not accept Jesus Christ into your heart and believe in the
King James authorised version of the Bible!" - "Phill Mcrevis"
"I would like to say that it is good that Jesus died for our sins and I
am
so glad he did!" - PM
"You're doing it to yourself and don't even realize it. Not only are you
an asshole, you are an idiot. And idiotic assholes are a dime a dozen on
this planet. You are hardly special, and your attempts at "intelligence"
and "wit" are painful to anyone who is actually capable of such things.
I
suggest you grow up. Your attitude and statements here in the echo show
that while you may be phsyically an adult, psychologically, you are a
three year old." - Jack Butler to Fredric Rice
"Pay attention, you cretinous idiot: you asked for an example, and as
my primary example of asshole atheists, I present Frederic Rice in all his
glory. Evidence? Certainly. The last six months of mail traffic from
you is all the evidence I need, and thanks very much for providing so
much of it." - JB to FR
"You're a druid, and think trees are alive?" - Christian Miller
"That would be due to your own ignorance and bigotry, and would certainly
not be their fault. OTOH, if I thought it would make you barf, slip, and
fall off a ninety foot cliff, I'd kiss John Prewitt right on the lips and
retrieve his tonsils with my tongue." - David Hilling to Christian Miller
"He's not dead, but He died for you!" - Les Wilcox
"noah was a real person in world history!, well God Sad the world was so
bad & Sinful he wanted to start over.. well anyway he told his people
that he would nevar do this agen.. Well this is not a hoax.. my prof is
the bible" - Kris OKelly
"Since most of the working force today is comprised of children from the
50s and 60s which are of the "brain-dead" generation which followed
authority, how do you explain the success in this country?" - Maria
Russell
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03C
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:15:08
EID:c592 207111e0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817563
PID: FM 2.02
ΝMulti-quotesΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Please show me ONE instance of a scientist especially one that
specializes in the mechanisms of evolution that claims that evolution
states that man descended from monkies." - Martin Goldberg
"Maybe Creationists are descended from the same branch that
produced monkeys rather than the one that produced the apes.
After all, they do have a tale!" - John Musslewhite
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Actuallym my twit filter is becoming quite a collection on my BBS :).
Pretty soon, it will be narrowed down to just the Christian's in here and
no others will get through." - Unknown
"Self-explanatory. This is who will run your world unless you are
vigilant. These are the people that must never have a moment's peace,
bcause the world will never have peace as long as even ONE of these human
maggots remain extant on this earth.
People wonder why folks like Fred, Martry, Sean and I (among several
others) feel the need for bilious invective. That which you read at the
top of this post is what evil is, in case Jesse still needs his definition
supplied." - Robert Jackson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"She doesn't behave like a homosexual male. She behave like a WOMAN. The
homosexual male behaves like a woman; not the other way around. Besides,
she's anotomically correct for acting like a woman." - Christian Miller
"So a=b but b<>a? You're so fucking stupid you don't even realize you're
stupid." - Karl Schneider
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"If matter doesn't exist, what kills you at the bottom?" - Unknown
"If it is not matter, then most likely it is mind" - Lee Woofenden
"ROFL! Lee, what's your brain made of? Matter, perhaps? :-)" - "Hector
Plasmic"
"I see that Lee's at it again...." - Dan Ceppa
"And before you start telling us the mind doesn't come from the brain,
would you care to remove your brain _before_ telling us? Should be no
problem if your mind is _not_ your brain, after all. Just another little
test that you, too, can perform in your own home town." - HP
"That must be Hector's Experiment, part II, for those that are stupid
enough to perform part one and perhaps actually survive the first
experiment." - DC
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03D
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:16:09
EID:07d3 20711200
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817564
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Also consider all the diseases that go along with it from HepB to
Aids...I know there are diseases that Heterosexuals have as well but
incidences are higher with Homosexual. REF: Center for Disease Control"
-
Richard Morris
"Bullshit. I suggest you call the CDC and get some up to date
information. The percent rate of new AIDS infections is higher in
heterosexuals than it is in homosexuals." - David Worrell
"duh! so what's your point? My conclusion still stands. Incidences are
'still' higher in homosexuals then heterosexuals. I'm not speaking of
just new cases." - RM
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Did you forget that the world is round and that I am both east and west
of you at this very moment?" - Ryan Shaw
"No I didn't - did you forget that the end of straight lines never meet?
Sort of a small rule of geometry.... For a further examination" - Glen
Buckley
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I have faith. That's all I need." - Christian Miller
"If faith was all you needed for anything, then you could live in
Antarctica sans clothing or food. Do so." - Preston Simpson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"But Hitler did NOT decide to be a Christian. He was a Roman Catholic
Jew. One cannot be a Christian and a Roman Catholic. You have just
eliminated faith. Hitler made the wrong decision. (Several in fact)."
-
Anthony Grigor-Scott
"Remember, it's spelled "Anthony Grigor-Scott". There's a
hyphen between the last two names; the space, as you may know,
is between his ears." - Robert Jackson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"You gotta be a troll." - Kevin D. Mckenzie
"What do you mean? A troll is a very ugly monster that lives under
bridges and tolls people to cross. I don't think I am a troll. You
probably said that because you don't have Jesus in your heart. That's
okay because I can understand that then. Jesus saves. And you can be
next." - Phill Mcrevis
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"God sends no one to Hell." - Christian Miller
"I refuse to go to hell. What's going to happen to me?" - David Worrell
"What do I care? How will you stop God the Father from sending you there?
I can see it now: A little five year old brat not wanting to go to school,
fighting his 6ft Dad. Yeah, you'll stop God." - CM
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03E
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:16:10
EID:c712 20711200
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817565
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"You fucking moron." - Michael "Mikey Hardly" Hardy
"Sugar coating scrape off on the wrong side of the bed this morning,
Mikey? :-)" - "Hector Plasmic"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Then, while you're at it, ask him how many non-theists have given him any
flak over his homosexuality." - Unknown
"One. (Matt Giwer)" - Scot Bear
"Were it not for me you would not be justified." - Unknown
"Right----or left margin?" - Scot Bear
"Right. Far right...very marginal. " - Robert Jackson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Damn - what bore does one use when hunting gods? I've seen .700 elephant
guns, so I can only assume that a god gun must be something on the order
of a 16 inch deck gun." - David Worrell
"Naww, use a pellet gun. Gives the god a sporting chance, though still
not much of one..." - Dan Ceppa (elipses in original)
"Since we've never actually *seen* a God, we must extrapolate the
characteristics of these gods from the evidence available to us. The
Christians tell us that they want to be like God, but that God is much
more powerful than they can ever hope to be. Christians are boneheads.
Thus, gods must have an *incredibly* thick skull, necessitating the
powerful ordnance referred to above." - David Worrell
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"* SLMR 2.1a * If my life doesn't show Jesus,I'm not really alive!" -
George Pope
"While not usually one to dwell on taglines, I feel it necessary to point
out that if you do indeed follow the precepts set forth in this one, then
I conclude you are not really alive.
Since you are deemed to be dead, I formally request that you stop posting;
we have enough wasted bandwidth from live posters." - Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I do think for myself,[...]" - Kenneth Mcabee
"That explains your 8,000 repetitions of your favorite Bible quote. You
are using a defective organ. Try someone else's for a while - I'd
suggest one from a species of a higher order, such as a slime mold." -
Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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PATH: 128/203 1300 1 190 3615/50 396/1 270/101 218/801
|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /03F
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:17:11
EID:c652 20711220
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817566
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Get thee behind me Satan." - Jerry Wilcox
"Bend over." - Satan
"Get thee behind me Satan." - JW
"Getting just a little bit anxious, aren't we?" - Satan
"Not at all. Remember, I have Jesus on my side and I fear nothing." - JW
"One sidesaddle and one behind! The man is a walking clusterfuck!" - Don
Martin
"Wow! What Jesus should do is get in FRONT ... then they can make a
little train - Jesus, then Jerry, then Satan, all linked. Perhaps they
could add in their god and the archangel Michael, too, one at either
end." - Sue Armstrong
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"How many times must you be told. If someone was resurected they cannot
be dead anymore. Therefore there will not be any evidence of their
existance. They would be alive!" - Jerry Wilcox
"Are you alive, Jerry? If you are, there would, by your logic, be no
evidence of your existence. 'Bye, now." - Don Martin
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I want to know why that murdering SOB that you worship starves innocents
to death." - Martin Goldberg
"Because these so called innocents do not believe in God, or, know about
God in any way." - Jerry Wilcox
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Why? Because you're just basically stupid. You're faith" - Bill 'banned'
Wolff
"I'm faith? No, I'm Kelsey, and he's David. You said something about
being stupid?" - Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"WHERE IS THE BODY,HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?" - Mike Rooney
"By the looks of this line above, sounds like you're eating it." -
Robert Jackson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I take it you've never heard of having your penis pierced, then?" -
David Worrell
"Hell! I was three blocks away and I heard it." - J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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SEEN-BY: 13/13 90/90 102/735 890 103/2 104/821 105/103 107/411 123/1
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /040
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:17:12
EID:10d1 20711220
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817567
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Atheists choose to be atheists." - Jesse Jones
"I seem to have no choice in the matter -- lacking evidence, I find it
impossible to believe in gods existing outside the imagination, just as
I
find it impossible to believe that Mickey Mouse can emerge from the TV
and do me bodily harm." - "Hector Plasmic"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"No he is not dead! Jesus died for us on Calvery!" - Jerry Willcox
"Jesus being the Son of God died not God. However being that God and the
Son and the Holy Spirit are one in the same, you might say God did die
but because he is omnipotent he lived while he died!" - Jerry Wilcox, in
the same message
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"To the eight who insulted me today. Bow, wow! Snarl! Pant! Pant!" -
Clayton Davis
"Were you humping a table leg while you typed that?" - J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I've *never* seen a camel at a salad bar." - David Roosterman
"Count yourself among the lucky. They've got terrible table manners.
(Lousy conversationalists, too.)" - J.J. Hitt
"So, J.j., what's the difference between them and fundys?" - Dan Ceppa
"If you ask a camel a question it doesn't understand, it will at least
say something original like "ahrrrrooooghunnn" or "yhaaaarrwwwaaarrrrkh"
(which very well mean something in Arabic). Our modemvangelists will
reply with John 3:16." - JJH
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Would you kill your son if God commanded it?" - David Worrell
"Yes I would believe with Abraham, who was over 100 and only had one son
and was told by God that his descendants would be as numerous as the
sands of the sea shore, That God would raise Him up or use the situation
for His honor and Glory." - Gary Hull
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"In a Religion conference, you all think homosexual propaganda is about
to shock us who are replicas of Jesus, our Lord?" - Clayton Davis
"`Replicas of Jesus`?! You think highly of yourself, don't you?" - David
Johnston
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /041
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:18:13
EID:d010 20711240
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817568
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Well, I guess we have a fundamentally different outlook...it strikes me
that a belief in ANY kind of "god", some powerful, "magic", creator
being, is more reasonable than matter spontaneously coming into existence
out of nothing..." - Mickey Haist Sr.
"Nope; they're absolutely identical, as long as you're limiting them to
origins.
"Where did matter come from?"
"Oh, it just went *poof*"
"Yeah, right."
"Okay, where do you say it came from?"
"God did it."
"Oh, and where did God come from?"
"Ummm... he just... um... went *poof*."
"Uh huh."
(The other alternative is to simply insist, with no logical basis, that
God "jest is". Fine. Apply the same to the universe. Guess what?
Identical claims. In any case, the result is the same: since we can at
least tell the universe exists, adding deities doesn't amount to diddly.)
Now, as soon as you add in the extra attributes of God, it moves from
being equally ludicrous to far more so." - Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Parable of the New Soap. Once upon a time in a far-away land far, far
away, a young man named Joshua announced the discovery of a marvelous new
kind of soap. People were skeptical at first, but they soon found that
this new soap made everyone very happy because it got them so clean.
Because it was so powerful, it got rid of dirt and stains that had been
around for years. In our parable, Joshua's soap is the Gospel of Jesus
Christ." - Marguerite G. Kendall
"It can't be; they're not comparable. In the one case, there is a
demonstrable positive effect of using the product [soap] - one gets clean
and happy. In the other case, [Jesus] there is a demonstrable *negative*
*effect - one's brain goes to mush, and if seriously infected, one has a
tendency to try to control society or kill people." - Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Democracy is impossible in the presence of even ONE Jesus worshipper!"
-
Sean McCullough [athist]
"What the HELL is the matter with you? Your starting to become jus tlike
the christians are! Judgeing everybody else.Dammit you've really pissed
me off.It's okay to take shots at their religion, but it's another thing
to make character assesments and pass judgements on MILLIONS of people
you've never met. [...] I'm disgusted with you." - Luke Clark [Pagan]
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /042
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:18:14
EID:d150 20711240
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817569
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"PRAISE GOD!! If he wasn't dead I would not be SAVED!" - Jerry Wilcox
"Then, why bother worshipping a dead guy?" - Quentin Fai
"Because God is not dead!" - Jerry Wilcox
"Please make up your mind. Is your god dead or isn't it?" - David Rice
"Perhaps he didn't beat it enough the first time?" - Dan Ceppa
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I say that for all the kids that he allowed to die in Kansas City. If
he was any king of a god, he wouldn't have allowed that to happen, would
he." - Dan Ceppa
"If this country (particularly the powers that be) acknowledged Him as
God, things like this wouldn't happen. Joshua 24:15" - Jim Staal
"This country????? Every single person???? If your gawd makes that a
condition to disallow wholesale murdering of children, FUCK HIM." - Karl
Schneider
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"A. The purpose of gun control is to keep weapons out of the hands of
dangerous maniacs. B. Currently, the most dangerous maniacs kill for
religious reasons. Thus-Religious people should not be allowed to own
weapons. Or buy fertilizer." - "Jon" (From Usenet)
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Spanking does not harm a child!" - Jerry Wilcox
"Jerry you are correct. Prov 10:17 He is in the way of life that keepeth
instruction: but he that refuseth reproof erreth. Prov 15:5 A fool
despiseth his father's instruction: but he that regardeth reproof is
prudent. Prov 15:31 The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth
among the wise. Prov 17:10 A reproof entereth more into a wise man than
an hundred stripes into a fool. 2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by
inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for
correction, for instruction in righteousness: Prov 29:15 The rod and
reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to
shame. This one is last, it is also the best start for a person who
feels spanking is wrong. Last resort, I agree. Out of place, better
read again. But I have found that those that critisize the Bible are
those that have never read one." - Robert Benson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"If I had to describe my way in a few words, I would say "luciferanian"."
- Thomas Vogt
"I'd have to say you're a teeny-bopper without a clue trying to
masquerade as a rebel without a cause in search of a religion to play
with." - "Hector Plasmic"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /043
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:18:15
EID:1191 20711240
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756a
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Or if the Honourable Speaker were to actually use that mace .. :)" - Sue
Armstrong
"Trouble is, those 'Reform'ers are probably packing 9mm handguns loaded
with unjacketed ammunition." - Coridon Henshaw
"But are they smart enough to figure out which end to point at the
target?" - Jason Nishiyama
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Not at all. Creationism has never been wrong." - Unknown
"Why don't you just hang a sign around your neck that says `STUPID'?" -
Styx Allum
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"How does it feel to be a Coward for Christ?" - David Worrell
"If I was a coward, why would I be in this echo?" - Kenneth Mcabee
"Your presence in this echo is not a matter of cowardice or courage - it
has more to do with your lack of intelligence." - David Worrell
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Good news: it's "KILL JIM STAAL FOR JESUS" Week here at HolySmoke!" -
David Rice
"I understand one can blow his brains out and he wouldn't mind. Or even
notice." - Don Martin
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"What is firmament?" - J.J Hitt
"FUCK OFF YOU INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SHIT...YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT WILL
COME FOR YOU!!!!!!" - Steven Ricketts
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Seeing God's will done on earth as it is in heaven is more important
than my own happiness." - Jesse "Lock me up quick!" Jones
"Many of your fellow xtians have thought that through the centuries. Many
thought it was more important than anyone else's happiness, too. In fact,
many of them thought it was more important that someone else's life, and
therefore happily killed folks to see to it that "God's will" got done.
Nice to see you're carrying on in such a glorious tradition." - "Hector
Plasmic"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Ahhhh, I recognize this. This is the way my ex would talk before he
beat me for being "too smart"." - Gwen Todd
"Sounds like he was the smart one. Wha'd you follow that act with? I
don't know. I wasn't there. There ain't a story that donesn't hve two
sides to it. Either way, the fact that he is her ex, makes him the smart
one..." - Jim Staal
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /044
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:19:16
EID:d3d0 20711260
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756b
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Times change, Jim. It's all fine and well to be faithful now, but do you
know exactly why you are faithful? Do you know why God lets innocent
children be blown to bits by madmen? Do you not question why an allegedly
omnibenevolent god would permit such evil to exist?" - Preston Simpson
"Perhaps to help Janet Reno have some sleepless nights to demonstrate to
her the evilness of her decision of two years ago? That is not my answer,
but it is my thought on the OK city retribution act." - Jim Staal
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"God Dan" - Dan "Gnome" Ceppa
"The Lord rebuke you." - Jim Staal
"AIIIIIEEEE! Now he's REBUKEING us! Oh Woe! Oh Doom! Oh.... fuck you
too." - J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I want him [god] do undo the mess in OKC. Bet he is unable." - Martin
Goldberg
"Quite able, but not willing." - Michael Hardy
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"WE AS CHRISTIANS HAVE GOTTEN AWAY FROM THE BASIC TRUTH OF CHRIST AND
HAVE DEVELOPED OUR OWN THINKING." - Unknown
"Great Scott! Some people are thinking for themselves. Where could such
heretical behavior lead!" - Unknown
"Dancing!" - Unknown
(From Usenet)
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"BZZT! You claimed to HAVE the information. Did the dog eat it?" - Karl
Schneider
"Trent [Hall] stole it and put it in his shoebox. Yeah, then he gave it
to Billy [Wolff] who lost it in his pile of creationist pamphlets. Sure,
then Mikey [Hardey] found it and reinterpreted it into "evidence" but
refuses to show it to anyone. Yeah, that's the ticket." - Hector Plasmic
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"But the Holy Spirit is a person....in the Godhead." - Unknown
"Is the "Godhead" where gods go to the bathroom?" - J.J. Hitt
"Quick, Jesus -- to the Godcave!" - Hector Plasmic
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /045
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:19:17
EID:1311 20711260
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756c
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Benevolence is a straw man, and these asteroids of yours are totally
theoretical." - Jesse Hornbacher
"Really? You really have lived a sheltered life, haven't you? Maybe you
ought to take a trip to Arizona (that's in the Southwestern U.S. in case
you don't know) and jump into Meteor Crater and bump your "theoretical
head". Ever look at the moon? Wonder where those craters came from? Or
do you think the moon really is made out of cheese? Swiss at that?" -
Carl Wilson
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Sorry, I must have misunderstood your question. I believe that the Holy
Spirit caused one of Mary's eggs to become a fetus without sperm." -
Steve Bedard
"In vertebrates, the phenomena of parthenogenesis (look it up) is well
documented in the classes Pisces, Amphibia and Reptilia, but not in Aves
nor Mammalia. Therefore, we are forced to conclude that ol' Jesus must
have been either a land shark or the original lounge lizard." - Marty
Leipzig
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Methinks they protest too much! If God doesn't exist, why pay any
attention to the activities of Christians?" - Frank Mcfatridge
"Because if you don't, one of their number might just stick a 12 gauge in
your ear and pull the trigger." - Marty Leipzig
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Most believers know the Bible was written by humans. The "issue" is
whether or not the human authors accurately described events such as the
parting of the sea." - John Prewitt
"Okay. Then how did humans describe events such as the creation, which
happened before there were any humans to witness them? So much for that
hypothesis." - Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Do you really expect me to believe that if God came down and killed your
child that you wouldn't be in the least bit upset?" - David Worrell
"Why should I be? Thier all going to heaven." - Kenneth Mcabee
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I watched my daddy farm." - Hampie Mcdonald
"Fancy that... Old Mcdonald had a farm." - J.J. Hitt
[Some months later]
"Ahhh... I'm see FAQ fragements again... only to find out that I
have become obsolete." - J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /046
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:20:18
EID:1251 20711280
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756d
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Besides, if I was caught in a boat with Don [Ward], I'd jump overboard."
- Kevin Mckenzie
"That's where you and I are different - I'd throw Don overboard." - David
Worrell
"When you get to be my age, you learn patience. I would not jump
overboard. I would not throw him overboard. In such a situation, with
only two guys, one boat, and the sea stretching for miles, I stand an
excellent chance of getting hungry later on." - Don Martin
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"This is not comprehenable to man's brain." - Alan Kern
"So which is it, Alan? You don't comprehend it or you don't have a man's
brain?" - "Hector Plasmic"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"So, "God" talks to you?" - Kevin Mckenzie
"Sure! Doesn't he talk to everybody?" - Tenna Draper
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I agree it was not written for our level of technology. Yet fundies, in
spite of this, still insist on a literal interpretation." - Bruce Riley
"Yet Daniel told of aircraft, wireless radio, headlights on cars. Modern
technology. Naahhh." - Titus Ashbury
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"We are _all_ worthy of death." - Tenna Draper
"*You* might be. Kindly leave the rest of us out of your delusions." -
David Worrell
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Tuck your telephone wire up your arse, Doug, and upload your nine posts
where they will do the most good." - Don Martin
"I can always tell when I've hit the nail on the head: folks start
squawking. Thanks for confirming that the message got out." - Doug Snead
"You take a studied, vulgar insult of your behavior as a "squawk"? You
ARE a mindless little pustule, aren't you?" - DM
"BTW. Are you saved?" - DS
"I am afraid I do not share your hallucinations regarding imaginary
superfriends. Corroborate your biblical ravings with some verifiable
evidence, and I might consider signing up. But not until." - DM
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /047
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:20:19
EID:d290 20711280
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756e
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"May the Lord Jesus Christ soften your heart, Mr Martin." - Doug Snead
"He seems to have done a very good job of softening your brain."
- J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"It is stupid little gooks that bother me. Go stick it up your yellow
ass." - Matt Giwer
"I always suspected that Mr. Giwer was a complete and total gerbil
smuggling sheep humper, and now you've provided me with concrete
evidence. It's losers like that who give the rest of us godless heathens
a bad name." - Quentin Fai
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"JESUS died for His people." - Douglas Duke
"Jesus didn't die, remember? Don't you Christers believe he still
lives?" - David Worrell
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"The scientific evidence is at the end. Read the whole posting, it
flows." - Andew Conner
"Another characteristic it shares with diarrhoea." - Don Martin
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"So, why do the paramedics take a pulse? Why don't they just thump the
patient on the head?" - Don Ward
"Because, in your case, it could possibly damage their hands." - Dan
Ceppa
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Oxygen is technically a poison, and is one of the causes of our eventual
death. Would you appreciate it if I tried to stop you from breathing to
prevent the damage to your body that oxygen causes?" - David Worrell
"Once again, a terrible analogy. I shouldn't even bother answering it,
but I might as well say something. First of all we need oxygen to
survive. I don't have to have sex with a male or female in order to
survive." - Ralph Jansen
"Irrelevant. Your whole argument against homosexuality rests on the fact
that it damages bodily tissues. Oxygen does the same thing. However,
since you don't like the oxygen angle, try certain harmful food groups.
Do you believe that fried foods should be outlawed since they damage our
bodies? Yes, I know, we do need to eat to survive, but it doesn't have
to be fried chicken. Are you going to support the campaign to outlaw
Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant?" - DW
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /048
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:20:20
EID:d6d0 20711280
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 2681756f
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"What happens when that big fusion bomb fails to emit light and heat." -
Andrew "Head-crash" Conner
"We freeze to death. Got any more silly questions?" - David Worrell
"Evidence of DE-EVOLUTION" - AC
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Satan is clever" - Don Ward
"And, of course, you don't want to be anything like satan.
Congratulations, you've succeeded." - Hector Plasmic
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Perhaps we could use him [Jim Staal] as a buoy in the middle of the
shipping channel." - Dan Ceppa
"I don't think so. Can you imagine the time it would take to get
anything done in a harbor if one of the bouys was constantly
proselytizing every ship that passed by?" - David Worrell
"ROTFL! `I baptize you the USS Fundy! Now, be fruitful and deliver those
bananas.'" - Dan Ceppa
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"The USA could kick Canada's butt with 99% of our military tied behind
our back... thanks to our technological and military knowledge." - Andrew
Cummins
"Wow, how patriotic of you. Patriotism is one thing, Andy...but
ignorance of the world is the one disease you seem to suffer from most.
Why would you be proud of the fact that we can invade and take over
Canada (this is doubtful I might add)? Why would you be proud of the
fact that we've invested so much money in bullets and far from enough in
education?" - Ryan Shaw
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I've already addressed this in one message to you, but to emphasize: I
AM NOT A FUNDAMENTALIST. Do NOT make assumptions about me thinking I
am." - Michael Hardy
"`Quack,' said a certain flight-capable aquatic fowl. You persist in
trying to include the unaffected in your beliefs. If you have webbed
feet, quack and waddle like a duck, chances are, you are, indeed, a
duck." - Fredric Rice
[OBSOLETE]
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"(Here, sheep, sheep, sheep.... Here, sheep, sheep, sheep.....)" -
Quentin Fai
"Try your local church." - Drew Webber
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /049
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:21:21
EID:1611 207112a0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817570
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"The main thrust of the cross is that JESUS was placed upon a pole, just
as Moses lifted up the serpent on a pole in the OT." - Douglas Duke
"And when the Pope lifts his staff, we have the spectacle of Jesus on a
pole on a Pole." - Don Martin
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Christians have a right and a duty to eradicate all false religions from
the face of the earth. If possible this should be done through bringing
the lost to Jesus. If that doesn't work then these false relions should
be destroyed by any means necessary." - "Trent Dented"
"Dear Trent... You aint dented, yer fucking wrapped around a goddam
tree. Do any of these "false religions" that you have marked for
destruction claim to be Christian? If so, please tell me how you tell
the "true" Christians from the "false" Christians? Are you out to
destroy all Catholics or all Protestants? And what about the Christian
Scientists, Jehovas Witnesses, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists and the
Salvation Army? You gonna destroy all them too? They _ALL_ beleive in
Jesus, even if they disagree with the mainstream on some points. How
many Jews are you going to destroy? (The current high score is
six-million some odd. That's going to be mighty hard to beat.)" - J.J.
Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Atheist ethics are so much hot air." - John Prewett
"While Christian ethics carry hot lead with them?" - George Rudzinski
[OBSOLETE]
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Christianity would be amusing, if it hadn't killed millions throughout
history." - Unknown
"Christianity never killed anybody or anything. Angry, frightened people
killed other people while hiding behind the name." - Charlie Cowan
"Hmm. By the same reasoning, Naziism never killed anybody. The problem
with such reasoning is that it completely ignores the reality that many
dogmas include an incitement to killing. Take a gander at the Old
Testament, for example: it is loaded with rampant killing, generally for
no more reason than that the victims dared to think for themselves." -
Kelsey Bjarnason
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Maybe you should ask MISTER Ceppa. He'll probably try and convince you
that is really Dave Oosterman." - Jim Staal
"Between you and Oosterman, you don't have enough balls to make a pawn
sign symbol." - Dan Ceppa
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Believe me, I *KNOW* the human side of *frustration*!!!" - Niki Zanzo
"Have you considered hiring a hooker?" - "Captain Fuck"
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
--- FMail 0.94
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|From: Sean McCullough
|To: All
|Sub: HolySmoke FAQ /04A
|Date: 17 Mar 96 02:21:22
EID:3411 207112a0
MSGID: 1:128/203.666@fidonet.org 26817571
PID: FM 2.02
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"I didn't think that curse words and sacrigious messages belonged on this
conference." - Margureet Kendall
"You have provided ample evidence of your incapacity to think in the
past, so why should the present be any different?" - Don Martin
[OBSOLETE]
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Gravity to you is Satan holding you back from the salvation of Jesus
Christ." - Don Ward
"What have you been smoking and what was it laced with?" - Preston
Simpson
"Second hand smoke laced with the spirit of GOD" - Don Ward
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"Gay people are worshipers of SATIN" - Don Ward
"No sheet?" -J.J. Hitt
ΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝΝ
"One day not to far away I am afaid to say tha